KID WITHOUT CANDY

"Fuck!", I kept on saying the word every time my heart beat and it was beating like crazy right now. The bell had just rung and me and my buddy pals were silently making our way out. The professor was making his way into the class. He saw me. I thought that the old man would not remember me and hence I kept walking. I would not have given a fuck but he called me by my name! The Doppler Effect indicated that the apparent frequency was high and hence he was very near to me. I had to go back. Here I am, stuck in the Physics class!

I hate physics! The old man is talking about gravitation. What goes up comes down. It is fairly simple but why the equations and acceleration? Couldn't Newton just eat the damned apple that fell on his head. It is so hot inside the class. I look at the window and see my friends. Those fuckers are having fun. I was so close to being with them, thanks to him I am stuck here. Wonder how he knows my name.

I hate those first benchers. Fucking geeks. They always listen to the lectures and raise fucking doubts about those stuff. I always have a single doubt and that does not have anything to do with the lecture. Wait! Who is that chick in red? Thank god she is not a first bencher. She's hot man! Do I have a chance with her?

Fuck man! Liverpool lost again! God save the club. I really do not know what kind of tactics the retard of a manager is employing man! Look at other clubs, even Man city is doing great. Oh come on! What the fuck is wrong with my watch! Feels like the hands inside it need a push. Still half an hour left.

Hey old man, don't you dare look at me. You screwed my plans today and I cannot tolerate anything more. I feel like tying you up on a chair and continuously talk about my dreams.

Hey! Concentrate. He is asking me something. I did not get it.

"I beg your pardon sir"

"What is the unit of Gravitational acceleration?"

I am not going to utter a word. You can do whatever the fuck you want. You screwed my plans today and now you are screwing my dreams up. You are going to die the most violent death in the history of mankind.

Isn’t it a universal rule that every hot chick has a guy by her side all the time! It always happens to me.

Hey! Concentrate! He is scolding me.

Those geeks must be enjoying this. I am having the urge to use my middle finger and show them what my opinion about them is. God! This guy is going on and on. My dreams are crumbling and I am concentrating on him.

"Get out of my class!"

So. What the fuck was I talking about?